Rainbow innuendo - script & movie
The sketch opens with Zippy peeling
a banana.....
Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four"
George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"
Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get
him up"
We see a view of the door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.
Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"
Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"
Bungle: "I know, lets try it round the otherway.
Ooooooh, I've got it in"
Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer
and peg kit
Bungle: "Would you stick this on the shelf,
George"
George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick
it up yourself, Bungle."
Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today
we are talking about playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special
friend that you like to play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with each other's
balls. Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers
as well."
Geoffrey (to camera) "Have you seen Bungles
twanger?"
Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck
with it."
Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."
Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle.
Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."
George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's
hard isn't it Zippy?"
Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't
go in if it was soft."
Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."
Bungle (excited) "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could
all play with our twangers couldn't we? Let's play the plucking song. Rod
and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."
Singers Rod, Freddy and Jane enter.
Freddy: "We could hear you all banging away"
Rod: "Banging can be fun."
Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all
last night with Rod and Freddy."
Freddy (looking sad) "Yes, but it broke my
plucking instrument."
Rod ( to Jane ) "Do you want to blow on my pipe
while I'm twanging away?"
Jane: "Oh no, I was banging away with Freddy
last night. But would you like to play with my maracas?"
Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our
twangers."
George: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size
our twanger is."
Zippy: "I've got a big red one."
George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But
it works well and I like to play with it."
Geoffrey (to viewers) "Well, have you got your
twangers out? And remember, you can bang your balls at the same time.
If you haven't got any, ask a friend if you can play with his. Now,let's
all play the plucking song."
Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck
along, we're going to pluck all day."
Geoffrey: (waving ) "It's time to go. But don't
forget to get your twangers out and play with your balls."
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