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Bug On A Wire Insect wire running mayhem... |
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3 Foot Ninja Short-arsed martial arts fighting. |
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Clowns Fun with the faintly sinister clowns. |
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Cybermice Party Herd the mice. |
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Rigelian Hotshots Kill the thrillsuckers. |
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Sheepish Like Frogger. But with sheep. |
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Starship Eleven Fun space game. |
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Monkey Lander 10 levels of primate fun! |
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Zed Platform game. |
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Bubble Trouble Lay a cable with VirtuaDance. |
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Just Not Cricket Excellent badger twatting game. |
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Boom Boom Volleyball Its Candi vs Missy in Boom Boom Volleyball. |
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Watchout Avoid the falling rocks. |
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Bugz High speed insect action! |
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Bloody Rage Extreme violence. |
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Alien Invaders 2 Good Star Wars style game. |
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Shuriken Assault Kill those pesky ninjas! |
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Mosquito Blaster Blast those mozzies with your hedgehog syringe. |
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Super Hacky Sack Keep your sack in the air. |
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Homerun Rally Keep your balls in the air. |
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Netblazer Basketball game. |
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DigiNinja Level 1 Kill the monkey ninja's! |
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DigiNinja RPG More monkey ninja massacre's. |
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Arcade Animals 1 Super Bug |
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Arcade Animals 2 Super Fish |
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Arcade Animals 3 Super Raccoon |
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Aqua Energizer Guide Nemo through the underwater labyrinth. |
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Spank The Frank Hardcore Penguin spanking. |
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The Matrix Manic shooting game. |
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Trip Flight It could almost be in the druggy section, this one. |
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Snowball Win a snowball fight. |
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Panik Evil Red Guy has taken over the chocoland factory. Etc. |
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Cable Capers 2 Lay a cable with VirtuaDance. |
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Trapshoot Shootin' with the rednecks. |
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Shoot Destroy the alien spaceships. |
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Field Goal Challenge Rugby game. |
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Stress Relief Paintball Get some relief with VirtuaDance. Shoot some smileys in the office. |
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Way Of The Stick Excellent Stick Man fighting. |
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Samurai Warrior Kick arse oriental style. |
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Galactic Warrior Old skool shoot-em-up. |
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Atomic Badger Racing Channel 4 Badger Racing. From Doncaster. |
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Aevil Kill the blood-sucking zombies. |
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Warehouse Raid Cool shooting game. |
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Graveyard Kick some skeleton arse! |
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Defender Of The Moon Defend your desert moon & kick some alien arse! |
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Torpedo Destroy the enemy ships. |
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Absolute Space Space-rock zapping. |
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Abalis Fast-paced alien twatting game. |
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Bunny Breeder Help initiate some hot bunny lovin' |
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Cutie Quake Don't be fooled by their cute looks - They're evil! Shoot them! |
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Snowboard Get piste up with VirtuaDance. |
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Catapault Twat the Eastenders with eggs. |
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Trouble Bubbles Mmmm bubbly tetris... |
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Ant City You are a giant! With a magnifying glass! |
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Chef Toss Probably not what you're thinking... |
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Flash Man Remake of Pac Man. |
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Amok Madman in 3 easy lessons |
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Snowboard Alley Go snowboarding with VirtuaDance. |
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Brikz Nice little Breakout clone. |
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Flex Corp Shooting game. |
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Mini Golf Play 18 holes on your PC. |
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Urbanoids Destroy the homicidal robots. |
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Warp Cool little shoot-em-up game. |
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Braving The Elements Help Bob post a letter. Better than it sounds :) |
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Bubble Puzzle A simple but addictive game. |
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9 Ball Pool Put your balls on the table & give them a good whacking. |
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Mission To Mars Can you land your spaceship on Mars? |
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Footie Fight Have a ruck on the terraces! |
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Penguin Twatting! There's nothing better than twatting a penguin... |
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UFO Destroy the UFO's. What an original idea :) |
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Sheep Game Chase the sheep into a corner! |
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Alien Attack More alien twatting... |
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Darts Play a game of 501. |
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Tennis With Anna Can you beat Anna? |
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Air Hockey Just like in the arcade. |
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Sketchy Extreme snow sledding! |
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Crash Down Addictive 'same' style game. |
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Shock Bowl The VirtuaDance bowling alley. |
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Santa Balls 2 Help Santa sort his balls out. |
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Finger Twister Errr... Twister for yer fingers! |
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[Arcade] [Driving] [Classic] [Puzzle] [Druggy] [Shite] |
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Gone In 60 Seconds Steal some motors! |
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Kore Karts Drive some motors. |
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3D Driver Racing game. |
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Crazy Shuttle Become the taxi driver from hell. |
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Rally Cool little racing game. |
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Crazy Cars Drive your motor the wrong way up a one way road. |
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Drive Try not to crash into the testicles. |
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Missile Command Blast the aliens out of the sky. Just like in the good old days... |
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Centipede Err... Shoot centipedes & spiders & stuff. |
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Space Fighter New improved Asteroids clone. |
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Pac Man Listening to repetitive music in a dark room whilst gobbling pills! |
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Snake Bonkers remake of a classic. Check out the python level. |
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Tetris Surely no explanation needed... |
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Asteroids The classic arcade game. |
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Pontoon Can you beat the dealer? |
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Space Invaders Another classic! Got 10p, mum? |
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Tetris 2 Cool remake. I'd turn your speakers down though... |
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Tempest 1000 Java remake of the old skool arcade game. |
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3d Pong Like Pong but, err, 3d. |
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Bombjack Relive those Spectrum days. |
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Spyhunter Used to love the music for this! |
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Donkey Kong How high can you get? |
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Detonator Addictive bomb disposal game. |
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Carnival Jackpot A fun matching game. |
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Blobs A rather good solitaire game. |
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Allout Turn all the lights out. |
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Frendz Hugely addictive solitaire style game. |
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Raku Turn the tiles back to blue in as few moves as possible. |
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Connect 4 Updated (a bit) for the pc generation. |
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Hangman Guess the hidden word. |
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Simon The classic memory test game. How many brain cells have you destroyed? |
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Robix Another addictive marble game. |
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Hexxagon Unleash your plasma! |
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Solitaire What? Solitaire on a computer? |
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Flaps Jr Guide the marbles. |
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Janken Rock, paper, scissors... |
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Tower Of Hanoi The classic disc relocation game. |
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Maze 3D Find your way out of the maze. |
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Petes Minky Puzzle Help Pete sort his minky out. |
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Mahjongg Tile matching game. |
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Topsy Turvy Another addictive matching game. |
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Dealer How much can you score? |
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Barry Potter & The Stoned Philosopher Help Barry wipe out the owls. |
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Cokehead Help the politician with his paranoia dust. |
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Incriminati Hide the evidence before the parents get home! |
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Happy Pill Make everyone happy. But not too happy! |
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Arse Racing! Race those arses... |
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Gopher Bash Get in the garden & twat those bloody gophers. |
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DJ Broadsword's Dull-Arse Maze Game Can you find your way out of Broadswords maze? Do you care? |
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Shoot & Score Utterly pointless basketball game. |
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Fruit Machine Try your luck on the bandits without spending any dosh. |
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Broadswords Same Game Match yer balls! |
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Splat The MP's Chuck a tomato at the PM. |
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Arse Pong A remake of the classic game Pong. But this time with arses. |
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Arse Invaders A remake of the classic game Space Invaders. But this time it's not aliens you're fighting... |
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Nob A Duck Err... Duck nobbing... |
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Shoot Twat It's a bit rude, this one! |
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Shoot The Smiley Another aptly titled one... |
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Scaletrix Can you beat the (Spanish) Parrot? |
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Shit Street Take a trip down shit street. |
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